December 8, 2004

"This Supreme Court obsession of yours."

A father's plea:
Son, could you come in here for a second?... Now, I know it may make you feel uncomfortable to talk about it, but this Supreme Court obsession of yours has become a problem.

It sounds as though this boy has spent some time staring at page 99 of "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book)." And, please, I'm begging you. Don't go to the bookstore and open that book up to that page! I happened to do that by accident the other day. You'd be doing it on purpose. And that page is just very wrong.

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