December 1, 2009

"A woman who had everything lost her life to have..."

"... a slightly firmer behind."

16 comments:

Bissage said...

Hindsight is 20-20.

Xmas said...

Accidentally injected collagen into the femoral artery?

KCFleming said...

Whereas I would only give my left nut to have a pert posterior.

And, technically speaking, this was not "a woman who had everything", for clearly she lacked the buttocks of somewhat greater firmitude.

jayne_cobb said...

Clyde Bruckman: You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified way than autoerotic asphyxiation.

Mulder: Why are you telling me that?

Clyde Bruckman: Look, forget I mentioned it. It's none of my business.

X-Files Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose


This quote popped into my head when I read the post.

vbspurs said...

The tragedy of the story lies in the words, "slightly firmer".

Fred4Pres said...

Bissage, first and best.

Anonymous said...

The ends justified the means.

Anonymous said...

You're either on the butt or off the butt.

ricpic said...

Titus has no tolerance for the cottage cheese!

former law student said...

The cautionary tale for me was Kanye West's mother, who died the day after she had breast reduction, a tummy tuck and liposuction. In her case, though she had coronary artery disease, including blockages of 50 percent to 70 percent in two arteries. Elective surgery does not make sense for someone in that bad shape.

William said...

Her reasoning was fundamentally sound. Many have died for dumber reasons and have statues in the park commemorating their stupdity.

Titus said...

The lady died a dignified death and I have nothing but respect from her. Let her rest in peace. I know she is in the warm embrace of the father almighty.

Better to be dead than have a but full of lead.

Thank you.

NotWhoIUsedtoBe said...

Interesting to compare to athletes who die from steroid use.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

And in an unrelated story, Tiger Woods almost lost his life to have a much less firm butt.

Methadras said...

Xmas said...

Accidentally injected collagen into the femoral artery?


This is Argentina afterall.

Methadras said...

Titus said...

The lady died a dignified death and I have nothing but respect from her. Let her rest in peace. I know she is in the warm embrace of the father almighty.

Better to be dead than have a but full of lead.

Thank you.


How will your ironic death occur, I wonder? By constipation?