November 7, 2014

"I admire that you have a blog solely dedicated to Hillary Clinton — our next US President, and I'd like to follow your footsteps..."

Ridiculous email of the day.

12 comments:

Big Mike said...

You do? What's its name?

Ann Althouse said...

Somewhere on the internet, there is Althouse's shrine to Hillary Clinton. Your task is to find it.

campy said...

"Somewhere on the internet, there is Althouse's shrine to Hillary Clinton. Your task is to find it."

No thanks; I'd rather have gum surgery. Again.

Fred Drinkwater said...

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Saint Croix said...

I googled "Althouse" and "shrine" and "Hillary Clinton" and the first link is here, which is awesome. And the second and third links are here and here. I think Google gave up on "shrine." Anyway, Hillary is 0-for-3 so far.

And then I find somebody mad that Althouse is mocking the Obama shrine. Anyway, Media Matters does not get Ann Althouse. Shock!

I have to take time out from my google search to find breast imbroglio. I'm not sure why. Media Matters guy calling Althouse a right-wing blogger, while he does that stupid liberal thing of fake laughter to cover up how angry he is, for some reason I immediately think breast imbroglio. I'm a huge fan of breast imbroglio. That's Althouse giving feminists shit for using their sexuality to get ahead. I actually like women using their sexuality to get ahead--and breasts--but I get what Althouse is doing and it's awesome.

So now I'm back to my original search, and damn if Google didn't drop Althouse and shrine from its search result. And we're back to Hillary! Now she's got double vision and vertigo.

How did that search result come up? Maybe that's sort of what happens at a shrine. Ooh, I'm dizzy.

And note that even though Althouse is not in that article at all, Google has somehow intuited that "Althouse" and "shrine" and "Hillary Clinton" must be some kind of sarcasm. Hillary is 0-for-4. Whoever wrote that software, kudos.

averagejoe said...

Sounds like the word has gotten out- Althouse for Hillary2016!!! Your cover has been blown! The facade of impartial observer has been torn away to reveal the HillaryClintonBlogspot! I knew it! I knew it wasn't just us conspiracy theorists...

LuAnn Zieman said...

There actually is a blog that once was dedicated to Hillary Clinton. It's called Hillbuzz and it was begun by Kevin Dujan, a resident of Boys Town, Chicago. When Hillary lost the Democratic nomination to Obama, the "boys" were upset by the way Hillary was treated and switched political sides. Later, they supported Sarah Palin. I quit reading the blog a long time ago, but it was interesting when it pertained to Chicago politics, which they knew much about intimately.

Anonymous said...

Taking a page from the Althouse playbook, this next presidential election I shall endeavor to come to my conclusion in a similar fashion. However, cruel neutrality is clearly out of the question. I can be cruel, but not neutral.


Therefore, I shall be passive and aggressive. With a detachment of a therapist, I shall analyze all of the potential candidates and come to my conclusion using only the facts.

Once fully engaged, I shall be the worlds second Analrapist. Following in the footsteps of the late, great, Tobias Funke.

Dustin said...

I'm sure there's an Althouse Hillary tag of some kind, and a url that only shows posts tagged as such. Technically that URL is a blog dedicated to Hillary. It would be amusing to suspend awareness of what tags are and pretend it's a blog by an obsessed Hillary historian.

David said...

“you have a marvelous virgin!”

Jeb Bush and Suzanna Martinez can do this in Spanish.

Beware Hillary.

Sharc said...

Fred's off-topic. Again.

Stephen Baraban said...

There is a website called "Hillary is 44" which has existed since at least 2008 which claims to be all about promoting Hillary for president, but is mainly about attacking Obama. I'm not sure at what point they started ATTACKING Hillary--for I don't look at the 44 site much, as thankfully there is a limit to my admitted rubbernecking disease--but by now they are calling Hillary "stupid" for not making a dramatic break with the man they so charmingly call "Ebola Obama", which I hope is too much even for very many of the commentators here.