July 13, 2014

Vox explains some slang...

... and why you are probably old if you think anything is worth sobering up for.

15 comments:

The Crack Emcee said...

"Turnt Up"

I told you, it all starts with black folks,...

Anonymous said...

I wonder how that Wikiwonk progress journalism is going...

Seriously, I wonder it they're in the black.

David said...

The government will get right on this.

Anonymous said...

Vox (slang): to predictably say over and over the same wrong thing.

Examples:

"Man, please stop voxing us about Global Warming."

"Dude, that guy in the Guy Fawkes mask keeps voxing about the Jews and 9-11."

"Baby, I'm not voxing ya -- I won't come in your mouth, I swear."

Kevin said...

Yes, you are right, Crack. The avoidance of responsibility for one's self and one's path through life from birth to death, the eternal shirking of duty and adulthood, and the devotion of life to infantile sensory self-stimulation at the cost of all other values, all starts with black folks.

You won! Happy? No?

Temujin said...

Every time I get into lured over to Vox, I end up wanting those 3 minutes of my life back.

It's like blanking out for a second.

Crack- you're right.

mccullough said...

The lotus eaters.

Anonymous said...

One of Robert Heinlein's characters said, "Beware of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors—and miss." That's advice outlaw rap artists might want to pay attention to. Revolution is a business for the sober.

SGT Ted said...

So proud of being a drunken and stoned lout.

Not even Cheech and Chong were so un-selfaware.

SGT Ted said...

turntup = douchebag.

Thorley Winston said...

So if I tell someone that fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, they immediately know I'm that old because I can remember when National Lampoon movies used to be funny.

bleh said...

I hate Vox. That is all.

Sam L. said...

Waste Of Time...

Unknown said...

I was turnt up on life today, but that article turnt me down. made me turnt down? sorry, I'm old

Char Char Binks, Esq. said...

Since it's English language slang, I guess it all started when the Angles met the Saxons. Who knew they were black!